Something I love as much as prison if not more is Sturgeon. This is a White Sturgeon, which is the largest freshwater fish in North America. Some can be up to 20 feet long and live hundreds of years. Sturgeon are fucking awesome and I wish a mother fucker would try to say some slick shit about this fish. Little know fact, Sturgeon led police to Lacy Peterson’s body. Thats not true, but I’m trying to get away from Jon Benet Ramsey jokes. [Read more →]

Maybe if all you punks, marks, herbs, zarks and haters would start speaking up like this guy you wouldn’t be getting violated for slappin’ your babies momma.

This story is incredible.

The best Nike ads of 2008 have been pulled. Anyone that has been offended has clearly never played sports or had a bloody nose. Its about being disrespected by your opponent. Its about your athletic abilities being far superior so you can defeat them psychically and mentally. That their kids laugh at them, they wife leaves them, and they have to commit suicide just to keep their family’s honor. Congrats to everyone who worked on this, I’m a better person because of it.

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More Pig Roast 2000 photo’s. Darth Vader and a Clone Trooper General showed up. Pig comes out of the ground, and silk screening extravaganza.
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So Phil and I had a meeting today to discuss the lobster dunk and my future with Nike. He said whoever hires me first at Nike gets Mark Parker’s office. SB? Sportswear? Kitchen? PR? I’m not picky, but I would like a corner cube. Is Bruce’s cube available yet?

This is actually a documentary on Texas laws.

Every year my family has what they call the “Pig Roast 2000″. They cook a pig Hawaiian style which means underground. They also make a t-shirt graphic and silk screen your shirt or whatever right there on the spot. WK12 also got involved this year and made 3 color silk screen posters with a Star Wars theme, and real BBQ sauce!!! A few surprise guests but the party went flawlessyly. Now I’m trying to go sneak out to watch batman to avoid cleaning up! [Read more →]

This thing is awesome. The Sony Rolly preformed for us at work today. [Read more →]